A few white lies.

Our old friend Kev once tried to convince me that he wrote 'Is Vic there?' the 1980 hit by Department S (whatever happened to them?), he went on to say someone else took the credit and his life took a downward turn from that point, I suppose he was harmless compared to the dreamer who boasted about his service in the Parachute Regiment during the Falklands campaign, I was 14 when that conflict took place and seeing as though he was 2 years younger than me, it seemed unlikely! I have the kind of face that attracts these people.